It's so french Translation:
• 1:08 "Wait a minute... how am I going to get rid of it"
• 1:14 "My sausage-flavored sausages, please help me. The bath is filled. Since it's biodegradable I figured I'd just remove the plug and let it flow, but now look at my toilets, it just keeps flowing up! I'm fucking dead how will I take a shit now"
• 1:54 Alright my sausages so part II of my failed experiment, a fair number of you have told me to flush the toilet so I'm going to try it [flushes] [it overflows] [screams] SHIT NO NO NOWHAT DO I DO ? WHAT DO I DO NOW ?
• 2:30 Jesus fuck my sausages I can't fucking do that anymore, it smells like shit like it's the sixteen hundreds in the whole appartment. I ate mexican yesterday and I want to take a shit god damn it
• 2:39 The bath is starting to swell which means that the beads are getting bigger. Soooo it's probably starting to swell in the plumbing too... I beg of you my sausages I'm at the end of my fuckin rope
• 2:54 [crying] my sausages... i wanna cry. WHAT DO I DO
• 3:00 so my sausages you've been numerous to told me I should try to vacuum the beads with the vacuum cleaner so... i'm gonna do that
• 3:19 THE VACUUM IS SMOKING DAMMIT! SHIT! FUCK! WHAT AM I GONNA DO! [vacuum explodes] AAAAAAAH! FUCK IT COST ME 300€
• 3:38 [neighbor comes knockning] (neighbor:) look at these... it's weird... what are those ? you got any of those in your pipes ? (him:) no, no, don't have any of those no. nope. (neighbor:) if the chickens swallow them... (him:) uhhh..yeah... that'd be bad yep
• 3:55 alright so the neighbor came and I had the idea to check the garden since apparently it went in her pipes too and [shows the sewer grate] lmao it's full of it... shit... SHIT
• 4:15 [shows bathtub] alright so I closed this valve long ago so please guys stop telling me that I can clean the bathtub with trash bags, I know that, the priority right now is the pipes
• 4:35 okay my sausages so you guys told me to try salt on the beads, since salt makes water go away. Anyway we're gonna try (10 minutes later it worked!)
• 4:50 Okay my sausages it worked, but when I let the water run it makes some weird noises listen to this [pours water] [explosions] [shit explosions] [bursts of literal liquid shit start pulsing out of the sink] OH NO THE SHIT IS FLOWING UP WHAT DO I DO MY SAUSAGES ? OH GOD IT SMELLS
• 5:08 I CANT DO IT ANYMORE MY SAUSAGES IT SMELLS LIKE SHIT EVERYWHERE NO LOOK AT THE TOILETS IT WENT UP THERE TOO
• 5:24 I can't fucking do it anymore my sausages I'm doing the shit-walk with my dog Albert and look at that [shows beads in the sidewalk's drain] and [shows a nearby grate out of which an apparent torrent of shit started coming out] LOOK AT WHAT'S COMING OUT OF THE SEWERS FUCKING AAAAH SHIT NO
Letter translation:
Subject: Obstructions in the pipes
Madam, Sir,
Following several complaints, we discovered that several water drainage outlets were obstructed, as well as several gardens. The substance found are balls of different sizes, please check in your garden because we have dispatched a request for analysis. To determine if these are polluting substances.
Be aware, however, that each inhabitant who has found this substance on his land must file a complaint against the person or persons responsible for this pollution in order to obtain a criminal sanction. We lodged a complaint this morning with the gendarmerie to find out the source of this pollution.
Of course you will be informed at every step.
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